We left for my grandma's house in Oregon once traffic was over the very day school got out. It's a five hour drive here, and would cost a boatload of cash to drive in either of the Dodges, and my mom decided to take the puny forgeign peice of junk (I hate any car that not American made-- don't ask me why) the Jetta. My dad bought it off Craigslist for 5,000 or something wrecked where it might cost our family 20,000 new. My dad remodeled the thing and its road-worthy now. The interior isn't done, though.
Anyways, the trip here is a pain. Neal, Eliza and Annelise were killing each other in the backseats while Mom an I had the easy ride up front. The minute I heard we were taking the Jetta I immediately called dibs on the front seat Being stuck back in the back with two sniveling brats (I know that sounds harsh, but spend a vacation with them and by the end of the roadtrip, you'll wanna whack off their heads, trust me.) is a headache, and an ear-splitting one at that.
We got here and Neal kissed the solid ground, and then found his GameCube console and made himself at home. The best part of the trip has either been the swimming pool in the neighborhood, or watching the Fox News with my grandma and talking about many of the idiot politicians in our Senate who think steriods in baseball is more important than Pelosi and torture and the CIA.
Anyways we'll be visiting Uncle Joe's kids an hour north of here on Monday before we leave. His two oldest, me, Neal and jeremiah like to play World War on their magnificent HUGE (I think its about ten acres) property in the woods. We use pinecones in the woods as grenades. THey have plenty of toy squirt guns to use. I pretended mine was an M16 last time, but I think I'll pick a Mark12 sniper rifle. I'm trying to fathom what we could use as an RPG, but the only thing I can come up with is a homemade slingshot to launch pinecones with.
After we get home we'll leave for our property in Montana. We'll have to find someone to feed my babies, daniel and cuddles while we're gone. Last summer Neal and I chased turkeys around with our bare hands and I nearly got him but he dove into the bushes. This time I'm bringing weaponry, like a stick to club him with. Maybe dad'll let me use the shotgun. I doubt Dad will let me kill it since I don't have the guts to look at the turkey's organs as I de-feather him, and he doesn't want to get stuck with the dirty job.
We'll head to the Kunz reunion which is on my mom's side, but it's my great-grandma's side, so I won't know anybody. The reuinion is on my relatives' vast acreage in Southern Idaho.
From there we'll drive to Montana and build the house for nearly two weeks. We might get a YMCA membership there and shower there and work out or swim and then go back home (I mean the other home-- our property) We'll put up the frame this summer and plant a small garden there.
Then we'll head to the Wood reunion @ Yellowstone National Park. This is the most fun because my uncles and aunts are so cool. I don't know my cousins on this side very well, but its fun to listen to my relatives tell stories around the campfire. My relatives are crazy, in a fun, cool way, and BOY! have they got stories to tell. The
eight siblings grew up on a ten-acre farm with cows, rabbits, and a barrage of other farm animals. They got into a trunk-load of trouble, from burning down the barn, and peeing on electric fences, to jumping on dead cow carcasses and hiding in a cranky neighbors' corn fields.
At Yellowstone our family will camp in our lame tents while our cousins get their fancy RVs and are safe from the Grizzly Bears that the eco-freaks have introduced to the area while they are not hugging trees. Our family will end up as bear bait, but since I can outrun everybody I'll be the last to be eaten.
Sometime between July 20th and 30th we'll spend a few days in Twisp, WA and riverraft. Aunt Erin and Uncle Joe will be there with their kids and we'll have an awesome time there. Twisp is a remote cowboy town in Eastern Washington (thankfully!!! I love the weather there. I swear I'm either gonna move here or the southwest).
Then I'll be at our church's Girl's Camp for the first week in August.
Then on August 19th is my surgery. Dang, I'm so scared. I can't believe some doctor is gonna cut me open, clean me out and then tear me open in another spot and tear out a tendon to sow in where my ACL should be and then I'll be out of sports for six-nine months. Then he'll sow me back up and I'll be in a half-body cast for a week. The cast will go from hip to ankle. After that week I'll use crutches for about a month and have to wear a smaller metal brace. I might have to hobble around high school in crutches, and it'll be a lot easier for the seniors to can me (JK- let them try. I could still beat them in a foot race with my cast and all!)
After that is soccer tryouts, which I will lament over because I won't even be able to try out. Doc's orders is NO exercize for the lower half of the body for two complete months. Just seeing a soccer ball might make me break into tears.
Then High school starts and the summer ends. I hoped I picked some good classes.